Friday, November 21, 2008

riddle me this

What is with food critics who don't eat?

If I were a food critic I would be fatter than fat. I'd revel in my fatness. I would be "as fat as a house," in my grandmother's words.

Even though, like Gael Greene, I'm pretty wedded to my own "kibbles n bits" breakfast.

I just don't think it's fair to call yourself "the insatiable critic" if you measure out your salad in half-cups.

HBW philosophy: everything in moderation, except for some things.

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