Hannah BW

preparing for homesickness

First there was this, then this, then I realized I was going to miss the season finale of Top Chef (I'm rooting for Stephanie, obviously). Then there was the conversation Mommy and I had in the kitchen tonight.

HBW: I saw a man running with his keys behind his neck, like this [demonstrates]. And I was like, "Dude, isn't that uncomfortable?" But he didn't answer.
Mom: Wait, did you actually say that?
HBW: No.
Mom: Well, today I asked an old man what time it was and he didn't hear me.

posted by HBW @ 12:00 AM